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All posts tagged
holidays
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December 23, 2024Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System
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March 29, 2024Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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December 6, 2023A Gift-Wrapping Guide for Recently Divorced Dads
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December 4, 2023I’m a Holiday Gift Guide Writer, and I Really Need You Pricks to Start Playing Backgammon
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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December 2, 2022Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?
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September 2, 2022How to Determine Whether It’s Labor Day or Memorial Day
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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December 17, 2021A Review of My Parents’ Holiday Performance of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu