Internet Tendency

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

All posts tagged

homeowner

March 12, 2024

I Guess I Will Just Keep Standing Here While You Fix the Sink

by Eddie Small
March 15, 2022

What I Assume Owning a Home Is Like

by McKayley Gourley
July 16, 2021

A Letter from the Neighbourhood Association to Admiral Boom, the Homeowner in Mary Poppins Who Fires a Cannon off His Roof Twice a Day

by Leslie Ylinen
January 11, 2013

RE: Your Robot Army

by Ralph Gamelli
December 1, 2005

Do You Have an Aztec Problem? What Every Homeowner Should Know

by Eric Silver

Trending 🔥

April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves

Recently

April 21, 2025

I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife

by Hayley Igarashi Thomas
April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr