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All posts tagged
hygiene
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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May 4, 2020Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days
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January 3, 2019How to Bathe a Horse
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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August 17, 2011A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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September 22, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene
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January 9, 2004Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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