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All posts tagged

hygiene

February 15, 2022

Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands

by Matthew Brian Cohen
May 4, 2020

Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days

by Alicia Oltuski
January 3, 2019

How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 24, 2017

Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins
August 17, 2011

A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time

by Matthew Latkiewicz
September 22, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene

by Teddy Wayne
January 9, 2004

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis

by Jonathan Ames

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 18, 2025

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

by Ryan Wolin
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
March 25, 2025

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

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by Nancy Matson
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Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club

by Nathan Kamal
March 28, 2025

Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied

by Brett Olsen
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Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu

by Ben Steere and Elizabeth Steere