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interior-decorating
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December 18, 2023We’ve Remodeled Our Bathroom, So Now You Have to Take a Dump Behind a Sliding Barn Door
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October 20, 2023Eleven Things You Will Never Hear an American Say on House Hunters International
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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August 1, 2022How I Got the Commission to Design Saul Goodman’s House
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June 2, 2022Welcome to Our Apartment That Is So Much Nicer Than Yours
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April 28, 2021I Hope You Like Carrying Your Coat Because I’ve Transformed My Entryway Closet Into a Cozy Reading Nook
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April 14, 2021Bring Me an Open-Concept Kitchen or Bring Me Death
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March 5, 2021Why I’m Selling My 4-Bed, 3-Bath, 37-Moving-Bookcase Home
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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October 1, 2020Decorating Tips for the Fall of Society
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner