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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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October 9, 2024My Friend Can Be a Bit Much, but He’s a Good Guy If You Give Him a Chance
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June 18, 2024Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 13, 2023Lauren Boebert Gets Kicked Out of the Musical “Beetlejuice”: The Musical
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October 4, 2021Hello, We Used to Know Each Other and Now I’m a Toxic Presence on Your Social Media Feeds
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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December 17, 2020An Open Letter to the Paperboys in Newsies Who Nicknamed Their Friend “Crutchie”
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December 14, 2020You Can’t Call Yourself a Woman Until a Man Has Written a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed on Why You Don’t Deserve the Title You’ve Earned
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples