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jerks
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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October 9, 2024My Friend Can Be a Bit Much, but He’s a Good Guy If You Give Him a Chance
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June 18, 2024Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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September 13, 2023Lauren Boebert Gets Kicked Out of the Musical “Beetlejuice”: The Musical
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October 4, 2021Hello, We Used to Know Each Other and Now I’m a Toxic Presence on Your Social Media Feeds
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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December 17, 2020An Open Letter to the Paperboys in Newsies Who Nicknamed Their Friend “Crutchie”
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December 14, 2020You Can’t Call Yourself a Woman Until a Man Has Written a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed on Why You Don’t Deserve the Title You’ve Earned
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally