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All posts tagged
lies
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do
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September 12, 2024Twelve Post-Birth Abortion Methods
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May 2, 2023One of Us Always Tells the Truth, the Other Always Lies. Also, Contrary to What You May Have Heard My Penis Is Not Small
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January 10, 2020Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me
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September 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Same Reality
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August 13, 2018Two Truths and a Lie: Job Interview for a Data Entry Position Edition
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January 11, 2017‘How We Met’ Stories So We Won’t Have to Tell People We Met on Tinder
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December 1, 2016My Lies, Translated
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November 30, 2016Two Truths and a Lie: Trump Edition
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March 4, 2016I Falsified the Data in My Bestselling Book Everyone Poops
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy