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lord-of-the-rings
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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June 28, 2024Gandalf Must Step Aside and Let a Younger Hero Save Us from Sauron Lest We Lose this Middle-earth
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April 12, 2024Arizona Law from 1864, Law from Middle-earth, or Anti-Crime Code of Mega-City One from Judge Dredd?
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July 21, 2023Ernest Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Oliphaunts”
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March 29, 2023The White Hand of Saruman Will Be Given Only to Uruk-hai Who Subscribe to SaruBlue
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August 29, 2022I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined
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September 30, 2021Rick Steves Casually Reviews Dangerous Fantasy Locations
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June 16, 2021James Joyce’s The Hobbit
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May 26, 2021Now That Half of Middle-earth Is Immune to the One Ring’s Powers, I Don’t Think This Fellowship Is Really Necessary
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January 12, 2021Sauron Has the Power of the One Ring for Another Week, What’s the Worst that Could Happen?
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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