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mario-bros
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January 12, 2023Two Reviewers Provide Contradictory Feedback on Your Nietzschean Study of Early Mario Bros. Games
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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September 16, 2020How to Unlock Luigi in Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time
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November 7, 2019The Myth of Super Mario by Albert Camus
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July 26, 2011What to Say When Friends are Discussing Video Games That You Have Not Played
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April 1, 20107 Things Mario Games Have in Common With the Bible
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March 11, 2009Dr. Mario Weighs In on Universal Health Care
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September 26, 2006Wario Gives an Account of a Mario Kart Race for Strangers at a Bar
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May 20, 2005Pickup Lines Used by Mario
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July 29, 2004Life Lessons (a.k.a. Tips From the Mario Brothers Instruction Booklet)
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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