Mario (Kart variety): “I love the turtles.”
Mario (non-Kart variety): “I hate the turtles.”
Zelda (all): “My favorite part is this [mime playing wind instrument].”
Halo: “Don’t you hate snipers?”
Call of Duty: “Don’t you hate snipers?”
Team Fortress 2: “Don’t you hate snipers?”
Sniper: “Don’t you hate that game?”
Portal: “I love Jonathan Coulton.”
Portal 2: “I still love Jonathan Coulton.”
Duke Nukem Forever: “How ironically are you playing it?”
Mass Effect: “I love how long the game is.”
Mass Effect 2: “I love how much longer the game is.”
Metal Gear Solid (all): “I love how weird the game is.”
Mortal Kombat: “FINISH HIM, right?”
Street Fighter: “Hayuuuuken, right?”
Grand Theft Auto: “I love the wide-open world.”
Red Dead Redemption: “I love the wide-open world, and the horses.”
LA Noire: “I love the wide-open world, and the hats.”
Bioshock: “Big Daddy!”
Bioshock 2: “Little Sister!”
Gears of War: “I love fighting in urban environments.”
Gears of War 2: “I love fighting inside worms.”
Pokemon: “Pikachu uses Thunderbolt!”
All sports games: “I don’t understand why they took out that feature I liked from last year’s version.”
All other games: “It looks pretty, but I wish they’d put more work into improving the gameplay.”
Pac-Man: “Did your daughter decide to go to Emerson or UConn?”