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memos
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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January 11, 2023A Memo from MTV’s VP of Programming Regarding 1,004 Episodes of Ridiculousness
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October 14, 2020Internal Memo: First Female Leader Announced to Run My Life
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May 18, 2017Excerpts from Special Agent Dale Comey’s Voice Memos
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October 28, 2016Casual Sexism Fridays
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May 29, 2014Alternative Ideas from an Intraoffice Memo at the Museum of Sex After Discovering That the Planned Location for a Los Angeles Branch, 69 Swallow Drive, is Not Actually for Sale, and the Closest Property Available is 67 Swallow Drive
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October 25, 2013Memos From a Company Run Like the NFL
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February 21, 2013A Memo to the New Employee About Parking
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June 25, 2009John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Memo From the Head Nurse Regarding Proper Care of Patients Born Bad to the Bone
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November 7, 2007Memo To Imperial Advisers Re: Incident Of The “New Clothes.”
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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