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August 12, 2024Imagined Messages from My Dying Plants
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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June 14, 2017I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written
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February 9, 2009Excerpts From the Collected Answering-Machine Messages of Lyricist Tim Rice
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June 18, 2004Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?
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April 14, 2004Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
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October 10, 2002Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade.
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October 3, 2002This Is Mitch, Part Two
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October 2, 2002This Is Mitch, Part One
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores