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mitch-mcconnell

January 20, 2022

You Can’t Accuse Us of Restricting the Voting Rights of Black Americans If We Aren’t Counting Them as Americans

by Bobbie Armstrong
October 13, 2021

As a Teacher, I Agree With Mitch McConnell: Parents Should Tell Schools What to Teach

by Jennie Young
April 7, 2021

The Only Acceptable Form of Free Speech Is Giving Me Money

by Eli Grober
March 17, 2021

The Filibuster Is Important, Except When It Does Not Benefit Me, and Then It Is Bad

by Eli Grober
February 2, 2021

I Am Dr. Frankenstein, and I Condemn the Actions of the Monster I Created and Did Nothing to Stop

by Bobbie Armstrong
December 22, 2020

In Lieu of Economic Stimulus, the Capitol Is Pleased to Announce the First Annual Hunger Games

by Carlos Greaves
January 27, 2020

The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”

by Devorah Blachor
January 8, 2020

This True Crime Podcast Is Brought to You By the Prison Industrial Complex

by David Bradley Isenberg
January 23, 2018

Even Though Judas Betrayed Jesus Pretty Hard in the Past, We’re Going to Take Him at His Word This Time

by Bob Vulfov
November 7, 2017

How Can They Sleep at Night? Vignettes From the Trump Era

by Jane Garfinkel

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

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November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
November 1, 2024

Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen