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All posts tagged
news
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September 28, 2016The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks into a News Cycle…
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April 22, 2013No News is Good News
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August 22, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: News
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September 23, 2010Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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October 19, 2007Bad News Bears
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January 10, 2007Sestina: Ticker
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday