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All posts tagged
news
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September 28, 2016The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks into a News Cycle…
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April 22, 2013No News is Good News
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August 22, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: News
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September 23, 2010Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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October 19, 2007Bad News Bears
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January 10, 2007Sestina: Ticker
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 29, 2024270 Reasons: Because I Want the American Experiment to Continue
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