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August 3, 2023Really? You’re Too Good for Our Newsletter? Wow
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January 9, 2023O! I Cannot Elude My Destiny: I Must Write the Department Newsletter
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June 3, 2021Why Do You Want to Unsubscribe? WHY?!
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January 6, 2021Bridgerton’s Lady Whistledown Is Pleased to Announce She Is Joining Substack
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November 22, 2019If You Ever Want to See Your Grandchild Again, You’ll Subscribe to Our New Streaming Network
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November 12, 2018Scott’s Expensive Flights: the Airfare Newsletter for Terrible Travelers
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October 11, 2018Click “No” If You’d Like Us to Guilt Trip You For Not Subscribing to Our Newsletter
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August 16, 2016Charles Bukowski’s Email Newsletter Subject Lines
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March 15, 2012Thank You for Attempting to Unsubscribe
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September 2, 2010The San Diego Snake Company’s September Newsletter
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6