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April 7, 2023I Am Noah and I Need to Look at Your Animals’ Pee-Pees
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April 10, 2020Three Percent of Scientists Agree that Thirty-Nine Days and Nights of Rain Proves Absolutely Nothing
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August 30, 2017Joel Osteen and the Ark
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February 17, 2017The Biblical Tale of Noah’s Ark Revised to Account for Climate Change
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