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olive-garden
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner at Olive Garden
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February 19, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: The Olive Garden Incident
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March 11, 2013Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That it is Not Immune to Your Barbs
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January 25, 2011My Self-Portrait
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November 10, 2010The People in an Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain
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November 25, 2008A Free Copy of My Religion Pamphlet
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September 26, 2007The CEO of the Olive Garden Makes His Last Stand on the “Free Breadsticks” Issue
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July 11, 2007Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Least Favorite Restaurant (Again)
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 26, 2024I Am a Guy in a Patagonia UV Hoodie, and I Have Never Been Indoors
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November 25, 2024We’re the Nine Muses, and We’re All Exactly Sixteen Years Old
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat