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All posts tagged
omicron
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January 28, 2022“The Yellow Wallpaper II”: The Gothic Tale of Female Madness Updated for Women in 2022 with Unvaccinated Children Under Five
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January 13, 2022FAQ for Omicron’s Emergency Spring Rush
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January 13, 2022Please Listen Carefully, As Our School’s COVID-Reporting Menu Options Have Not Changed
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January 11, 2022The Safest Place for Your Kids Right Now Is Inside the Scorpion Pit
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January 10, 2022Questions for the CDC in Light of the Omicron Variant from Concerned Parents, for the Love of Christ
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
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February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer