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All posts tagged
parking
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June 17, 2022This Father’s Day, Give Your Dad the Only Gift He Really Wants: A Story about How You Found a Great Parking Spot
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June 13, 2022Everyone Should Have to Use My Horrible Parking App
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May 21, 2021Please, the Only Way I Can Parallel Park Is If You Constantly Stare at Me
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October 10, 2014An Open Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
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February 21, 2013A Memo to the New Employee About Parking
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September 19, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Acceptable Parallel Parking Distances
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July 15, 2009Summer’s Hottest Notes Placed in Illegally Parked Cars
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June 2, 2009Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Everything I Know
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August 5, 2008A Taxi Dispatcher Talks a Passenger Through an Emergency Parking
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June 6, 2006Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Go in Europe: The Nesting Habits of Roman Cars
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