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April 21, 2025I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 5, 2025Helm’s Deep Shall Henceforth Be Known as Sauron’s Deep. No, Not That Sauron
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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