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All posts tagged
pets
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May 18, 2023Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats
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May 5, 2022I Am Your Marxist Hamster, and You, Land-Owning Pig, Are the Bourgeoisie
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April 21, 2022Popular Pets, Ranked by How Much They Will Disrupt Your Sex Life
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October 29, 2021What the Cat Will Do
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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June 15, 2021We Are Not a Pet Store — We Are Bedrock’s Premier Appliance Retailer
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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December 7, 2020If Famous Literary Characters Were Given Very Good Doggos
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October 25, 2019I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
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August 24, 2018Your $6,000 Purebred Dog Comes With a Few Minor Quirks
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner