Various houseplants in a shrimp pan sauce
The bottom half of a mouse with pizza grease
Rubber bands and hair ties in whole milk
Raw chicken juice reduction, from garbage
Window condensation, fish tank water, and one piece of kibble
Something crunchy we found on the floor at 3:00 a.m.
Whatever it is that the people eat
House flies and tuna au jus
Prescription food for a cat that isn’t you
One bite of a giant loaf of bread
Wooden table corners
The top half of a mouse, gently shredded
The cream cheese off a bagel
Moth
People skin after they just worked out
Plastic bag in gelatin and fish aspic
Sour cream and ground beef from a Taco Bell nacho bowl
Preprocessed dry kibble (vomited up by another cat)
Just gravy
Somehow even wetter gravy
A teaspoon of each of the six assorted traditional flavors of regular cat food