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All posts tagged
philosophers
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores