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All posts tagged
pitches
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December 19, 2024A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker
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October 25, 2024Here’s the Pitch
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February 7, 2024Pitching PBS My Refreshingly Violent Twist on Antiques Roadshow
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July 27, 2022Pitch Me the Next Pandemic, You Useless Dumbfucks
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February 26, 2020I Hear You Are Still Looking for Personal Essays
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January 15, 2020TV Show Pitches For Viewers Who Can’t Get Off Their Phones
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April 7, 2017My Pitch for a Soft Reboot of the Iraq War
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April 25, 2016Please Publish My New Adult Coloring Book, Grow the Fuck Up!
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April 1, 2016Rejected “XYZ vs MFA” Think Piece Pitches
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February 25, 2016William Shakespeare’s Elevator Pitches
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025If Crooks Were Studying My Every Move to Pull an Ocean’s 11–Style Heist on Me
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February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer