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All posts tagged
poisons
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January 23, 2025The Items You Own That Don’t Contain Microplastics
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January 24, 2018Charlie and the Tide Pod Factory
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July 11, 2016Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™
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June 30, 2016I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
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October 14, 2011History Will Thank Us for Determining Which Mushrooms are Poisonous
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October 4, 2002The Cyanide Came In The Mail
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February 27, 2002The Proper Response
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner