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politicians
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 1, 2021“We Should Absolutely Tax the Rich,” I Say as I Sail Away on My Yacht
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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September 19, 2019Revised Political Usage and Application Directions For Kiwi Brand Shoe Polish
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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November 2, 2018I Am the Ultimate Outsider in this Election Because I Only Have a Vague Understanding of Politics
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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June 9, 2017Senate Intelligence Committee’s Post-Show Discussion of Hamlet
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February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
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March 23, 2016This Bill is Not Perfect
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally