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prayers
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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March 15, 2019An Irish Blessing for 2019
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January 30, 2018God Almighty, Deliver Us from This Man-Cold
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December 11, 2017LEAKED: Pope Francis’s Proposed Revision to the Lord’s Prayer
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November 14, 2016Serenity Prayer: Post-Election Version
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June 17, 2016Fathers of Pre-Teen Girls Appeal to Higher Powers
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May 20, 2016Five Prayers Whispered By a First-Year Teacher as the School Year Crawls to a Close
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November 17, 2015A Freelancer’s Prayer
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September 26, 2014A Confessional Prayer for 5776
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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