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All posts tagged
presidents
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February 19, 2024Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Makes for the Best Presidential Legacy?
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February 19, 2024If Presidents Had Real Housewives–Style Catchphrases
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November 3, 2023Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who’s in the Presidential Boy Band?
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February 20, 2023It’s Me, Teddy Roosevelt, and by “Man In the Arena” I Didn’t Mean You, Spencer
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 18, 2022I’m Abraham Lincoln and I Beg of You, Please Commemorate My Birthday with Mattress Sales
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February 15, 2021Cardi B’s “White-Ass Presidents”
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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February 19, 2019Listen Up, Other Holidays, It’s Me, Presidents Day
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner