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November 9, 2023This Week’s Punctuation Power Rankings
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March 30, 2023Every Page of Goodnight Moon, Ranked
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January 24, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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August 19, 2021Every Album by [Artist/Band], Ranked from Worst to Best
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September 24, 2018The Short Stories of F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ranked
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April 7, 2011In Which Brenda Recognizes That She is Nothing but a Clothed Primate Writing “Channel Sales Incentives” Over and Over in a Never-Ending Battle for Search Rankings
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February 15, 2005My Family’s Power Rankings
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
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November 4, 2024Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care
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November 3, 2024Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen