1. “I Once Saw a Diamond THIS Big”
2. “She Had Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes”
3. “Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams”
4. “Jazz Diamonds”
5. “The Diamond of the Jazz Flats of Southeastern Minnesota”
6. “Benjamin Button Discovers Jazz”
7. “The Jazz That Left New Orleans for Utah”
8. “The Heroic Tale of S. Scott Gitzferald, an Untrue Story”
9. “Bernice, Bob, and the Great Comet of 1812”
10. “2 Benjamin 2 Button"
11. “The Rich Person Who Was Not Very Happy”
12. “A Diamond as Big as a Ritz Cracker”
13. “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’s Diamonds”
14. “Ice Castles”
15. “Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes”
16. “A Most Unpleasant Voyage”
17. “A Most Unpleasant Voyage Home”
18. “I Wish That I Were Rich”
19. “Emotional Bankruptcy and Also Regular Bankruptcy”
20. “Some People Called Him the Gangster of Love”
21. “Well, Then, I Am Glad That I Am Not Rich"