“At the end of the day,
God damn it I’m killing this shit”

It is evening, and I’m changing a diaper.

“Nuh uh,
you can’t tell me NOTHING”

Shhhh, I am on the phone.

- - -

“Forever we hot, motherfucker,
are you ready or not?”

PUT. ON. YOUR. SHORTS.

- - -

“Let’s take it back to the first party,
when you tried your first molly”

Molly came to your birthday party last year, so yes, you have to invite Molly.

- - -

“I’mma need to see your fuckin’ hands at the concert,
Imma need to see your fuckin’ hands”

We are not going to Sesame Street Live until you do it right. Did you use soap?? Show me.

“A little time out might do you good, do us good”

A little time out might do you good, do us good.