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All posts tagged
rhymes
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July 21, 2006Playground Rhymes For The Real World
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October 25, 2005Sestina: Tina Sestina
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May 3, 2004Substitute Limericks
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March 23, 2004Possible Rhymes by Ice Cube After Being Knighted by the Queen
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July 1, 2002Almost Rhymes With Orange
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July 10, 2001Selling Seashells, Part 2: The Circus Worker And The Clown
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July 9, 2001Selling Seashells, Part 1: The Seashell Seller And The Bear
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December 11, 2000Words, Names, Or Phrases That Must Be Mispronounced In Order To Create The Proper Rhyme Scheme In My Epic Poem About The 1921 Boston Red Sox
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee