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All posts tagged
roommates
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July 26, 2022I’m the Roommate You Never Speak to and I’m About to Have Loud Sex
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March 24, 2021Paul Simon’s Roommate Responds to His Grocery List
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June 16, 2020An Open Letter to the College Roommate I’ve Barely Spoken to Since Freshman Year Who Keeps Referring to Me as His Black Friend
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January 7, 2019Tender Buttons of Messages from My Passive-Aggressive Roommate Gertrude Stein
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July 19, 2018The Five Types of Roommates You’ll Meet in Your Twenties
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August 2, 2017I Cut Down My Grocery Bill by Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her
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August 29, 2016Some Notes for My Child’s College Roommate
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August 2, 201610 Arguments For and Against Having Sex Now That We Live Together
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June 6, 2016Compliments for the New Roommate
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May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires