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All posts tagged
rules
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November 13, 2024Rules for Our Cranberry Bog
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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August 16, 2024Simple, Not Contradictory Rules to Motherhood
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November 16, 2023Chief Justice John Roberts’s Guide to the New Supreme Court Ethics Code
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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May 20, 2021The Completely Normal, Totally Reasonable Unwritten Rules of Baseball
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally