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All posts tagged
rules
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November 13, 2024Rules for Our Cranberry Bog
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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August 16, 2024Simple, Not Contradictory Rules to Motherhood
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November 16, 2023Chief Justice John Roberts’s Guide to the New Supreme Court Ethics Code
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April 14, 2022New Reservation Rules for the Restaurant That Hosted the Last Supper
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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May 20, 2021The Completely Normal, Totally Reasonable Unwritten Rules of Baseball
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April 5, 2021Every HOA Ordinance Violated in the Song “Our House” by Madness
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February 2, 2021Basic Math Rules That Do Not Apply to Real Life
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel