McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
senators
-
July 31, 2019I Took the “Discover Your Patronus” Test On Pottermore and Got Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy
-
October 23, 2018Spines for Senators Still Needs Your Help
-
October 1, 2018My Husband, Senator Ted Cruz, Is Just a Regular Guy
-
April 17, 2018As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, from Indiana
-
September 26, 2017Four Helpful Bible Verses for United States Senators to Tweet During National Tragedies
-
February 3, 2017During My Campaign I Promised to Be a Spineless Colluder, and Boy Have I Ever Followed Through On That
-
March 23, 2016This Bill is Not Perfect
-
February 10, 2011A Senator Brings The Necronomicon to His Filibuster
-
January 22, 2010Fragments From Edwards! The Musical (Updated With All-New Second Act!)
-
August 22, 2008A Senator Apologizes for the Pain Caused by His Last Apology
Trending 🔥
-
January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
-
January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
-
January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
-
January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes