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All posts tagged
sex
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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November 19, 2024The Story of the First No-Nut November
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September 30, 2024You Kids Don’t Understand Real Marriage
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July 25, 2024So, What Are the Logistics Behind the Apocalypse Orgy?
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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September 14, 2023I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners
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August 30, 2023A Few Words from Your AI-Powered Vibrator
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August 4, 2023Famous Taglines That Have No Sexual Innuendo Whatsoever
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July 31, 2023This Summer, I’m Gonna Totally Bang Emily Dickinson
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner