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All posts tagged
shoes
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May 21, 2024Ballet Flats Are Back—Can’t Wait for My Feet to Hurt and Stink for Fashion
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June 14, 2023And the Lord Said, “Let There Be Birkenstocks”
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August 18, 2022Dante Enters the Tenth Circle of Hell: Shoe Shopping for a Toddler
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December 16, 2020The Cashier from “The Christmas Shoes” Breaks His Silence
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February 28, 2019I’m a Clog Bitch Now
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January 3, 2017I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto
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January 8, 2015An Open Letter to the Sneakers Hanging Over a Power Line on East Lake Sammamish Parkway
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May 7, 2014Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Cobblers
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April 19, 2013Family Practice: An Occasional Column by “Dr.” Amy Fusselman: On Needing to Put on Your Shoes
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September 22, 2011Goldilocks Reviews the Sunshine Mary Jane Pump on Zappos
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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