McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
shorts
-
September 27, 2023Just to Confirm, We’re All Still Wearing Shorts Tonight, Right?
-
November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
-
June 16, 2022Home for Father’s Day Jorts Bingo
-
February 16, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Shorts in the Winter, and One Day You Will All Bow Before My Bare Weatherproof Legs
-
July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
-
May 12, 2020A Brief Description, Organized By Inseam Length, of the Shorts Tom Selleck Wears in Three Men And a Baby
-
April 9, 2014My Life Coach Terry Got Me Athletic Shorts
-
May 13, 2008A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
-
November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
Trending 🔥
-
January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
-
January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
-
January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
-
January 1, 2025Our 24 Most-Read Pieces of 2024