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All posts tagged
shorts
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September 27, 2023Just to Confirm, We’re All Still Wearing Shorts Tonight, Right?
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November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
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June 16, 2022Home for Father’s Day Jorts Bingo
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February 16, 2021I’m the Guy Who Wears Shorts in the Winter, and One Day You Will All Bow Before My Bare Weatherproof Legs
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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May 12, 2020A Brief Description, Organized By Inseam Length, of the Shorts Tom Selleck Wears in Three Men And a Baby
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April 9, 2014My Life Coach Terry Got Me Athletic Shorts
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May 13, 2008A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel