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All posts tagged
sports
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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August 13, 2024This Publicly Funded Stadium Will Benefit Everyone Who Owns the Stadium
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July 31, 2024Sports That Would Have Been Introduced If Boston Hosted the 2024 Olympics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian
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May 28, 2024Pep Talk
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June 14, 2022Increasingly Difficult Situations to Catch a Foul Ball in the Stands
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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September 9, 2021In This House, We’re an All-American Football Family
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 16, 2021Athletes Should Stick to Sports and Stop Inserting Themselves into Inter-Dimensional Conflicts on Behalf of the Looney Tunes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning