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steven-seagal

December 17, 2021

Predicted Increase in Overall Vaccination Rates if COVID Variants Were Named After Steven Seagal Movies Instead of Greek Letters

by Nick Sustana
May 6, 2010

Formatting Terms That Could Also Be Action Films Starring Steven Seagal

by Mary-Margaret Wheeler-Weber
June 22, 2007

Ways in Which the Hunter Might Become the Hunted

by Matt Suddain
February 16, 2005

Extreme Ways to Break Your Arm

by Rick Stoeckel
July 29, 2004

Hair Salon Names That Would Also Work as Steven Seagal Movies

by Chris Steck

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr

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April 25, 2025

The U.S. Government’s Follow-Up Text to Barnard College Employees

by Michael Harmon
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 25, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: 16

by Ocean Vuong
April 25, 2025

I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing

by Johnathan Appel and Madeline Goetz