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Skateboarding

Hand-to-hand combat with Steven Seagal in Out for Justice

Mountain climbing

Engage in martial-arts battle with Steven Seagal in Under Siege

Gymnastics

Attempt to punch Steven Seagal in Marked for Death

Rugby

Run menacingly toward Steven Seagal in Above the Law

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