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straws

November 27, 2023

Your Amazon Order of Reusable Metal Straws Is Currently on Its Way Via the Most Ecologically Devastating Route You Could Imagine

by J. Taylor Lee
March 16, 2018

Notes On a Postgrad Gig at SLRP, the World’s First No-Frills, Zero-BS, Direct-to-Consumer, Bespoke Straws Company

by Tanner Garrity
October 30, 2013

Last Straws

by Steve Damm

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 15, 2024

Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?

by Casey Rand
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders

by Stephen Ruddy
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How Far We’ve Come Since 2016: Election Edition

by Meg Reid, Katy Maiolatesi, and Rachel Rose Keller
October 30, 2024

270 Reasons: Because Her Policies, Character, and Leadership Ethos Align with My Core Values as a Veteran

by Naveed Shah
October 30, 2024

Grub Street Diet: Mergamon, Soul-Devouring Demon, Snacks on Stale Human Spirits

by Miriam Jayaratna