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student-loans

August 30, 2024

Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt

by Colin Heasley
March 4, 2024

If They Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Taken Out More Student Loans

by Marcie Alvis Walker
March 1, 2023

How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?

by Eli Grober
September 27, 2022

The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year

by Eli Grober
August 29, 2022

I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined

by Connor Relyea
April 29, 2022

Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It

by Carlos Greaves
April 14, 2022

Let Our Student Debt Go: A Passover Story

by Lindsay Hameroff
February 25, 2022

Say Hello to Satan, Your New Student Loan Servicer

by Sarah Lehman
November 3, 2021

A Note from Your Friends at Federal Student Aid

by Emily Delaney
February 9, 2021

Forget Baby Hitler, I’m Traveling Back in Time to Kill My 18-Year-Old Self Before I Sign Up for Student Loans

by Jameson Faber

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