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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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April 19, 2022Thirteen Ways of Looking at Blackboard
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February 28, 2022I’d Like to Call Out Which Parts of the Group Project Were Mine
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July 12, 2021Allison, This Is Your Future College, and We’re Here to Ruin Your Life
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January 25, 2021An Applicant’s Guide to Student Culture at American Universities
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September 4, 2020“COVID Odyssey (Campus Health to Freshman Tom)”
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March 30, 2020Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?
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February 4, 202016 Tricks to Stretch Out an Essay
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December 9, 2019I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally