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All posts tagged
subways
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March 14, 2024MTA New York City Subway BINGO
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June 5, 2023Dogs Named After MBTA Stations
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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May 24, 2017Don’t Become a Statistic
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September 20, 2016Is He Hot or Is He Just Holding Their Eyes Were Watching God?
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April 8, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Subway Token
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March 11, 2016Laws of the Subway
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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May 1, 2015Honest Subway Announcements
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee