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supermarkets
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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November 2, 2021Are You Listening to a True Crime Podcast or Floundering at the Automated Supermarket Checkout?
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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December 2, 2020Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven
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March 11, 2020CNN’s Fact Checker Daniel Dale Goes to the Grocery Store
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August 17, 2015Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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August 6, 2013Trader Joe’s, circa 1877
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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