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All posts tagged
supermarkets
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June 5, 2023A Letter from the New Corporate Owners of Hooper’s Store
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November 2, 2021Are You Listening to a True Crime Podcast or Floundering at the Automated Supermarket Checkout?
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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December 2, 2020Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven
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March 11, 2020CNN’s Fact Checker Daniel Dale Goes to the Grocery Store
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August 17, 2015Dante and Virgil Go Grocery Shopping
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August 11, 2015What Level of Atrocity Must Whole Foods Commit Before I Stop Shopping There?
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August 4, 2015Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store
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August 6, 2013Trader Joe’s, circa 1877
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December 1, 2010I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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