“Abandon all carts, ye who enter here.”
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First Circle: Limbo. Trader Joe’s.
Second Circle: Lust. Fresh Market.
Third Circle: Gluttony. Piggly Wiggly.
Fourth Circle: Greed. Harris Teeter vs. Whole Foods.
Fifth Circle: Wrath. Wegman’s.
Sixth Circle: Heresy. Publix.
Seventh Circle: Violence. Food Lion.
Eighth Circle: Fraud. Wal-Mart Super Center.
Ninth Circle: Treachery. The bargain shopping triple head: Aldi, Shop n’ Save, Food 4 Less.