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All posts tagged
terrorism
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January 22, 2018I Feared for Our Safety, So I Successfully Got a Cisgendered White Male Kicked Off This Flight
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February 2, 2017Instructions for Your New Hiding Desk
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April 12, 2016Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party!
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February 4, 2016Fear, Inc: Part One: The Marketplace
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December 9, 2015Hijabi in Plain Sight: Hijabi or Jihadi?
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November 18, 2015As Your Governor, I Will Protect You From Mass Shooters If They Are Syrian
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August 4, 2015Why I’m Leaving ISIS for a Career in Improv Comedy
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June 13, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 45: Crouching Tiger, Sitting Duck
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October 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “America should obviously keep killing terrorists. That’s retribution, baby!”
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June 9, 2008If a Unicorn Were on the National Security Council
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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