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April 28, 2023Dress Code Policies to Ensure Your Employer Retains Professionalism While Knowing All About Your Genitals
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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March 2, 2022We’re Protecting Children by Criminalizing Parents Who Try to Keep Them Happy and Healthy
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December 6, 2021Remember, Teachers: Texas Law Requires Anti-Santa Viewpoints
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October 25, 2021Are You in a Haunted House or the State of Texas?
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September 29, 2021The Introduction from the Texas Abortion Bounty Hunter’s Handbook
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September 1, 2021Texas Idioms to Help You Understand the 666 New Texas Laws
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
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February 18, 2021Abandoning Your Freezing Constituents? Come to Cancún!
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