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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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April 7, 2022Open Letter to the Drivers of Uptown Manhattan Who Honk as My Son Gets on His School Bus
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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February 9, 2017California Drivers’ Test, Los Angeles Vocabulary Section: A Study Guide
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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May 12, 2014A Traffic Report Interrupted By a Stolen Sandwich Interrupted By a Jackknifed Tractor Trailer Hauling Mannequins Interrupted By a Midlife Crisis
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December 11, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 40: Intersections
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March 5, 2012The Commuter’s Odyssey
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also We’re Invading Greenland
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance