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trains
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June 14, 2024Trolley Problem Variations for Dads
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March 14, 2024MTA New York City Subway BINGO
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April 4, 2023The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not To
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May 1, 2020Dos and Don’ts For Finding the Right Snowpiercer Train Car for Your Child
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February 19, 2020The Great American Bison: A History of Death and Resilience
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December 13, 2018We’re the Board of Directors for The Polar Express and We’re Begging the President: Get to Infrastructure Week Already
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October 17, 2018Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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September 27, 2018Train’s Songwriting Team Finalize the Lyrics of “Hey, Soul Sister”
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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December 23, 2015The Polar Express, As Run By the Metropolitan Transportation Authority
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